The Bling of Saint Hesperus

The Bling of Saint Hesperus is an unofficial, unauthorized Warhammer 40K-inspired parody zine—a maximalist, kazoo-fueled saga of relics, fashion heresy, and Primarch-level meltdown.

It began with a suspiciously Ork-ish medallion. It ended with Roboute Guilliman in a top hat. Somewhere in between: trap beats, rogue Tech-Priests, breakdancing squigs, and a crusade powered by merch.

This zine includes:

• A complete fanfiction PDF (~3600 words of absurd satire)An actual image of the real-world t-shirt that inspired the madness

• Disclaimers to keep the Inquisition at bay

Price: Free
Intent: Satire. Tribute. Meme ritual.
Motto: WAAAGH your wagon, join the fashion.

Disclaimer: This is a fan-made, unofficial parody work inspired by the Warhammer 40K universe. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with Games Workshop or its subsidiaries. All rights to the original Warhammer 40K intellectual property belong to their respective owners. This project is distributed for free, purely as an act of fandom and satire.